#NewRelease #Review – Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle

Title: Kiss My Crown
Author: Alexis Noelle
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: November 7, 2016
My name is Kate and I’m a princess. 
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did. 

Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.

What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?


Ever wonder about the young adults who play dress up at amusement parks ? This is a funny take on the people who play our favorite characters at a certain amusement park. 😉 There are 3 friends who play very different characters: a Princess, a Fairy, and an Evil Queen.
This is a story about Kate who plays the princess. She had it all:
Playing a princess in a theme park.
The princess and Prince Charming, I really hit it off after hours of course.
Then the princess finds out the prince is a snake, shacking up with every other princess in the park.
Kate decides to look outside the park for her own Prince Charming and thinks she found him. Its perfect, he isn’t part of this character hierarchy going on at the park. Until she find out he does work at the park!

Now everything a mess, I’m being snubbed by all the princesses and princes; which sucks because I’m one of them! WTF? Now I’m told I could be demoted to a fairy. That is a big drop in the theme park hierarchy!

Isn’t the princess suppose to get the HEA?
Right now, Kate’s sucks major ass!!

OMG, Alexis Noelle this is the funniest kick ass story about the ins and outs of the people who work at a theme park! Who would of thought they take acting as a certain character so serious that they have an hierarchical system? Kate and her friends are so funny! I seriously love this story! Its new out of the box idea of a story that only Alexis Noelle would think of! Its cute, funny and so much fun to read. I seriously can’t express how much I love it! Don’t wait one second more. One click this one!!

“It’s a quick, fun, and sassy ride.” – Two Book Pushers

“Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around!” – Renee Entress’s Blog

“OMG!!! This book was absolutely amazing!” – Hot Box Reviews

“I freakin’ loved this book! It was so refreshing to read a book filled with humor instead of one filled with a lot of angst and suspense!” – Stephanie’s Book Reports

Alexis Noelle lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, and three kids. On top a writing career, she is a full-time student and a full-time mom. She loves spending time with her kids, although she has to hide the computer from them when she is writing! She love being active and being outdoors, especially if it involves any kind of shopping.

She has always been passionate about writing. She loves to read romance books and feels like being able to lose yourself in a book is one of the more exciting aspects. The books she loves to read and write will be ones that make you feel for the characters. Ashley believes that you should have an opinion on every character in a book whether you love them, hate them, or think they are up to something.She also believes that the most important critic is your reader, so she loves to hear from the readers. She want her fans to be open & talk to her about what they want for the characters in the story, and what they would like to see happen.